Personal Log 1

Posted on Sun Oct 11th, 2015 @ 5:46am by Lieutenant JG Irs Fenuz
Edited on Tue Oct 13th, 2015 @ 6:48am

Assistant Chief Medical Officer's Log, Stardate 93377.64.

First day of actual service on the Dallas. There were a few bumps in the road, (I think that's the right metaphor) but as a whole, it was mostly harmless. Emphasis on mostly.

I woke up tired and pissed off as usual, but once I had my breakfast, (read: A shot of vodka and some bacon strips) everything was fine. My first shift was pretty okay, too. One big question, though: What the f*** is it with these people and their spleens?

The first guy that came in said that he got kicked in the spleen in a fight over one of the holodecks. There were just some minor contusions on it,--which healed nicely--but then the second guy came in. Apparently, he had a bionic spleen, and since he ran into a corner too fast on accident, it was going to explode in a few minutes. I got him into surgery in record f***ing time, then we opened him up, and then we had to switch its coolant really fast. We couldn't actually remove it, since too many of his blood wessels were linked into it, and we couldn't turn it off because its control panel was smashed. The kid was fine, but I really hope we don't have to go through that shit again.

The rest of the shift--and the rest of the shifts--were almost completely uneventful. Hazel Qoll (the CMO) came in on the last shift, and we did an exam on this guy named Miller, but nothing else happened. There was that one kid with the dysentery, but I AM NOT talking about that.

Speaking of which, I made a new discovery when I was off-duty after the last shift.

Don't drink the kanar. They put something in it, to make you shit.

Not only was it really bitter, but my stomach f***ing HATED it. I had to stay in the toilet for half an hour. I can't even describe the color of my poo. I think it was chartruse, or something. Really yellow, and greenish. Now I need to look up kanar, and see if it can go bad.

Anyway, after I got off the toilet, I painted models for a while. Note to self: Find a Miranda class, and some Deflector Dish Red.

And now, I'm recording this log, and heading to bed. Hopefully, I won't have yellow diarrhea and exploding spleens to deal with tomorrow.

End Assistant Chief Medical Officer's log.

Lieutenant JG Irs Fenuz
Assistant Chief Medical Officer
U.S.S. Dallas