Wedding night in retrospect

Posted on Fri Jul 22nd, 2016 @ 2:49pm by Lieutenant Jonathan Essex (Nox)

The party for Dima and Tp'ali was good as far as i can remember

Which is not much

I do remember ordering a black hole and something about Raktajino but the rest is fuzzy, but judging from Cap' dima reddnes the following day or Tpa'li muttering about stupid human traditions I wish I didn’t took that Klingon stuff.

Now I have some good news and bad news

The good news are that I know my inability to hold my drink well so I ordered the computer to record the event, the whole event!!!

The bad news are more complicated, in my drunk state I was afraid someone with higher clearance then me would erase the recording (someone who drink better than me) so I encrypted the file… and I can't remember how. (for some people those are the good news)

I tried to ask Mario for last night events to try and recover the password from my memory but he seems reluctant to talk about it.
A brute force algorithm would take a few years to crack the encryption (I was drunk after all and therefore not at my best) but things can still work out for the best, such a recording is like wine, it gets better as time passes.

P.S.

I found some odd notes at my PADD from myself apparently

"Beware she can read you while you are drunk"
"Don’t surprise or stand near the ensign while he drinks"
"Buy chocolate liquor for their anniversary"

Need to ask around discreetly for their meaning